Great lies I have told

"I know what I'm doing."

Said at various points this past week.

I'm just kidding - the job is surpirsingly easy. Sometimes you may not know exactly what's going on, but the trick is basically to bluff it out, and the kids will usually believe you. Even on the big excursion to London on Saturday was alright - taking care of 15 young students who all want to wander off with their friends was a little traumatic, but I got through it without any major disasters. My career as a professional child-wrangler is going excellently.